| Character | Actor / Hands (Voice) | Puppet | Clothing | Accessoires | 
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Riversong | Eisfuchs / Tigerseye | Riversong | (Keeper-Cloak) | |
| Strongarm | Runo / Dragony | Bailey | ||
| Organ player | Curry / Reesa | Makani | Keeper-Cloak | |
| Keepers | Pan, Owolf, Jyanon | Savannah, Octavia, Cheetah | Cloaks | Stun Rods | 
MAIN DIALOGUE
 Curtain - open
 Curtain - open
 Lights on
 Lights on
 MUS-0905 - Crashing in
 MUS-0905 - Crashing in
 SND-0901 - Sounds of someone squeezing through an air duct.
 SND-0901 - Sounds of someone squeezing through an air duct.
Riversong (off): "Hrgsnm. Hrgmbrmbl. Hnnnnnrrrrgs."
 SND-0901 (cont.) - Crack
 SND-0901 (cont.) - Crack
Riversong (off): "Uh oh."
 SND-0901 (cont.) - Creak
 SND-0901 (cont.) - Creak
Riversong (off): "Aaaaaaargh!"
 A piece of broken metal air duct tilts down from the ceiling, and hangs there for a second. Half a puppet sticks out the end, legs first.
 A piece of broken metal air duct tilts down from the ceiling, and hangs there for a second. Half a puppet sticks out the end, legs first.
Riversong (off): "Oh shit shit shit …"
 SND-0901 (cont.) - RRRRRIP!
 SND-0901 (cont.) - RRRRRIP!
 The air duct falls down
 The air duct falls down
Riversong (off): "Yiiiiiiiikes!"
 SND-0901 (cont.) - Crash
 SND-0901 (cont.) - Crash
 Cloud of dust wafts up.
 Cloud of dust wafts up.
Riversong (off): "Ouch. By the gods, that hurt."
 Riversong coughs, and appears in front of the altar in the middle of the stage.
 Riversong coughs, and appears in front of the altar in the middle of the stage.
 Riversong clears himself from dust and debris, looking at the audience.
 Riversong clears himself from dust and debris, looking at the audience.
Riversong: "I see now why this wasn't the rebels' preferred invasion route."
 Riversong looks around at the backdrop.
 Riversong looks around at the backdrop.
Riversong: "Woooow! This looks so much nicer than the prayer room of the chapel in Ferndale! Everything's so bright! Beautiful! I wonder what kind of ceremonies they conduct in here."
 SND-0902 - Footsteps from the hallway
 SND-0902 - Footsteps from the hallway
Riversong: "Drat! Someone's coming! Why can't I keep my god damned mouth shut …"
 Riversong looks for a place to hide.
 Riversong looks for a place to hide.
 Riversong finds the broom closet at [3], which has a bucket and a mop in it. He hides inside and closes the door.
 Riversong finds the broom closet at [3], which has a bucket and a mop in it. He hides inside and closes the door.
 RATS-01 (SND-0903 - Closet Open)
 RATS-01 (SND-0903 - Closet Open)
 RATS-02 (SND-0904 - Closet Close)
 RATS-02 (SND-0904 - Closet Close)
 Put the bucket on Riversong's head and give him the mop
 Put the bucket on Riversong's head and give him the mop
 SND-0902 (cont.) - Large Door Opens
 SND-0902 (cont.) - Large Door Opens
 Organist comes in from [1]
 Organist comes in from [1]
Organist: "Dumm dee dumm dee dumm dumm. Hmm …. I could have sworn I heard a noise. Oh, whatever. At least there's still time for some practice."
 Organist sits down at the organ, cracking his knuckles
 Organist sits down at the organ, cracking his knuckles
 SND-0905 - Knuckles Crack
 SND-0905 - Knuckles Crack
 MUS-0901 - STOP
 MUS-0901 - STOP
Organist: "One, two, three, four."
 Organist plays some music on the organ.
 Organist plays some music on the organ.
 MUS-0901-Organ Music
 MUS-0901-Organ Music
 Riversong slowly opens the broom closet from the inside, wearing a bucket as a helmet, carrying the mop like a weapon.
 Riversong slowly opens the broom closet from the inside, wearing a bucket as a helmet, carrying the mop like a weapon.
 RATS-01 (SND-0903 - Closet Open)
 RATS-01 (SND-0903 - Closet Open)
 Riversong sneaks up behind the Organist, and knocks him down with the mop.
 Riversong sneaks up behind the Organist, and knocks him down with the mop.
 SND-0906 - Whack!!
 SND-0906 - Whack!!
 The organist falls onto the keyboard, creating a very loud noise
 The organist falls onto the keyboard, creating a very loud noise
 MUS-0902 - Colossal Cacophony
 MUS-0902 - Colossal Cacophony
 MUS-0901 STOP
 MUS-0901 STOP
Riversong: "Gaaaah!"
 Riversong lifts the organist off the keyboard and drops him on the floor
 Riversong lifts the organist off the keyboard and drops him on the floor
 MUS-0903 - End Organ
 MUS-0903 - End Organ
 MUS-0902 STOP
 MUS-0902 STOP
 MUS-0906 - Sorry My Friend
 MUS-0906 - Sorry My Friend
Riversong: "Phew! I'm sorry my friend, I hope you don't mind if I borrow your cloak for a moment."
 Riversong disappears
 Riversong disappears
 SND-0907 Rustling and tearing
 SND-0907 Rustling and tearing
 Riversong reappears wearing the Organist's cloak.
 Riversong reappears wearing the Organist's cloak. 
 MUS-0906 STOP
 MUS-0906 STOP
 MUS-0907 - Avenger
 MUS-0907 - Avenger
Riversong: "Tadaa! Look at me, I'm Brother Riversong, Avenger of the dispossessed! Now what do we do with you?"
 Riversong picks up the Organist, carries him to the broom closet, and puts him UPRIGHT into the closet.
 Riversong picks up the Organist, carries him to the broom closet, and puts him UPRIGHT into the closet.
Riversong: "Have a nice day, my friend."
 MUS-0907 STOP
 MUS-0907 STOP
 MUS-0908 - Sliding out
 MUS-0908 - Sliding out
 Riversong closes the closet door, and walks towards [7]
 Riversong closes the closet door, and walks towards [7]
 RATS-02 (SND-0904 - Closet Close)
 RATS-02 (SND-0904 - Closet Close)
 Wait a few seconds. Then broom closet opens again.
 Wait a few seconds. Then broom closet opens again.
 RATS-01 (SND-0903 - Closet Open)
 RATS-01 (SND-0903 - Closet Open)
 Organist slowly begins to lean forward
 Organist slowly begins to lean forward
 SND-0909 - Oranist Sliding Out
 SND-0909 - Oranist Sliding Out
 Riversong turns around, catching him, pushing him back in.
 Riversong turns around, catching him, pushing him back in.
Riversong: "Argh! Nononono! You're … supposed … to stay … inside!"
 Riversong jams the mop diagonally into the opening, so that it holds back the corpse, then closes the door.
 Riversong jams the mop diagonally into the opening, so that it holds back the corpse, then closes the door. 
 RATS-02 (SND-0904 - Closet Close)
 RATS-02 (SND-0904 - Closet Close)
Riversong: "There, piece of cake! Now let's see if I can find Frostwind. Shouldn't be too hard, now that I'm in disguise."
 MUS-0908 STOP
 MUS-0908 STOP
 MUS-0909 - Keepers are coming
 MUS-0909 - Keepers are coming
 Riversong walks towards [7]
 Riversong walks towards [7]
 SND-0911 - Footsteps
 SND-0911 - Footsteps
 Many footsteps, large door opens
 Many footsteps, large door opens
Riversong: "Arrrgh! Shit!"
 Riversong runs towards [2] and sits down before the keyboard, hiding his face under the hood of his cloak.
 Riversong runs towards [2] and sits down before the keyboard, hiding his face under the hood of his cloak.
 SND-0911 (cont.) - Footsteps + Large Door + Chatter
 SND-0911 (cont.) - Footsteps + Large Door + Chatter
 Strongarm and a delegation of Keepers come in, talking.
 Strongarm and a delegation of Keepers come in, talking.
 Strongarm walks up behind the altar.
 Strongarm walks up behind the altar.
 The Keepers all "sit" down in a row before the altar, facing Strongarm, their backs towards the audience.
 The Keepers all "sit" down in a row before the altar, facing Strongarm, their backs towards the audience.
 SND-0912 - Seating
 SND-0912 - Seating
 SND-0911 STOP
 SND-0911 STOP
Strongarm: "Dear Brothers and Sisters! Welcome to today's morning service. Praised be the gods of the holy mountain!"
 PRE-0901 - Everyone: "As it was, and always will be!"
 PRE-0901 - Everyone: "As it was, and always will be!"
Strongarm: "Head Overseer Ironwill has called me up from my home village to temporarily serve as a replacement for Brother Swiftfoot, whose health sadly has deteriorated so much that he can't be with us here today. May the gods be with him and his family!"
 PRE-0902 - Everyone: "As it was, and always will be!"
 PRE-0902 - Everyone: "As it was, and always will be!"
Strongarm: "Before we begin with the festive part, Overseer Ironwill asked me to give you a few updates about the current situation."
 Strongarm coughs, obviously short of breath
 Strongarm coughs, obviously short of breath
Strongarm: "We still have not been able to restart the main light core, which means that the production of the shadow remedy is still halted. Our best researchers are working on a solution, but until then we can only see it as the gods' will to test our faith."
 PRE-0903 - Everyone: "As it was, and always will be!"
 PRE-0903 - Everyone: "As it was, and always will be!"
Strongarm: "Without the remedy, the darkness within us grows every day, and the Overseers are calling up Brothers and Sisters from all villages who still are of better health to help us out."
 Strongarm coughs again
 Strongarm coughs again
Strongarm: "Our healers have opened up an extra basement level, which will serve as a temporary infirmary. If anyone in your family shows signs of the plague, please take them down to level 12, and let the healers take a look. Any questions?"
 Keeper1 raises a paw
 Keeper1 raises a paw
Strongarm: "Yes, please?"
 MUS-0909 STOP
 MUS-0909 STOP
 MUS-0910 - Forsaken
 MUS-0910 - Forsaken
 PRE-0904 - Keeper1: "The scriptures say that the light core is driven by the power of the gods! Does that mean that the gods have forsaken us?"
 PRE-0904 - Keeper1: "The scriptures say that the light core is driven by the power of the gods! Does that mean that the gods have forsaken us?"
Strongarm (reassuring): "Of course not. It's hard to explain without getting technical, but according to Overseer Ironwill, it is not that the gods' power is no longer there, but the machinery that controls it has been locked down, so we can no longer use it."
 PRE-0905 - Keeper2: "Is it true that the lockdown was Brother Fireheart's doing?"
 PRE-0905 - Keeper2: "Is it true that the lockdown was Brother Fireheart's doing?"
Strongarm: "Yes. He was a servant of the darkness. But don't despair. Where there is a lock, there is also a key: Fireheart's bastard daughter. Ironwill is interrogating her right now. So let's pray to the gods of the holy mountain!"
 PRE-0906 - Everyone: "As it was, and always will be!"
 PRE-0906 - Everyone: "As it was, and always will be!"
 MUS-0910 STOP
 MUS-0910 STOP
 MUS-0911 - As it was
 MUS-0911 - As it was
Strongarm: "Let's sing the song of the uplifting, chant book page 437. Music, please!"
 Riversong looks around, whimpering to himself
 Riversong looks around, whimpering to himself
Strongarm: "What are you waiting for? I said, Music, please!"
 Riversong breathes deeply and presses random keys
 Riversong breathes deeply and presses random keys
 MUS-0904 - Argelbargel Symphony
 MUS-0904 - Argelbargel Symphony
 SND-0913 - Audience in Pain
 SND-0913 - Audience in Pain
 Everyone protests and holds their ears.
 Everyone protests and holds their ears.
Strongarm: "By the gods, stop that dreadful noise! What the hell is wrong with you?"
 MUS-0904 (cont.) - Music Ends
 MUS-0904 (cont.) - Music Ends
 Riversong coughs violently, changing his voice to pretend he is all hoarse
 Riversong coughs violently, changing his voice to pretend he is all hoarse
 MUS-0911 STOP
 MUS-0911 STOP
 MUS-0912 - I'm so sorry
 MUS-0912 - I'm so sorry
Riversong (hoarse): "I'm so sorry … I have the dark plague … and the flu … and the measles. At the same time! I can barely see. Or hear. Or smell. Or taste. Or-"
Strongarm (interrupting): "For goodness sake, then why are you still here? Get your tail down to the infirmary!"
 Riversong stands up, and slowly limps towards [7], hunched down, looking at the floor, so nobody can see his face.
 Riversong stands up, and slowly limps towards [7], hunched down, looking at the floor, so nobody can see his face.
 While Riversong talks, the broom closed slowly opens, the Organist still inside
 While Riversong talks, the broom closed slowly opens, the Organist still inside
 SND-0914 - Corpse falls out of closet
 SND-0914 - Corpse falls out of closet
Riversong (hoarse): "Oh, thank you Brother Strongarm for letting me go! I would have gone to the infirmary, but I didn't want to disappoint you. So I tried my best, but it just wasn't good enough. I'm so sorry! Music has always been my greatest passion and I …"
 Everybody just stares at the broom closet.
 Everybody just stares at the broom closet.
 The organist slowly tips over and falls out.
 The organist slowly tips over and falls out.
 SND-0914 (cont.) - THUD
 SND-0914 (cont.) - THUD
 Riversong flinches and freezes
 Riversong flinches and freezes
 Everybody looks at Riversong
 Everybody looks at Riversong
Strongarm: "Stop right there and show me your face."
 Riversong pulls down his hood and looks at Strongarm.
 Riversong pulls down his hood and looks at Strongarm.
Riversong: "Eh, hello Brother Strongarm."
Strongarm: "RIVERSONG!"
 SND-0915 - Everybody stands up
 SND-0915 - Everybody stands up
 MUS-0912 STOP
 MUS-0912 STOP
 MUS-0913 - End
 MUS-0913 - End
 All Keepers stand up, raise their staffs and surround Riversong
 All Keepers stand up, raise their staffs and surround Riversong
Riversong (timid): "Please don't hurt me!"
 Blackout
 Blackout
 SND-0916 - Megabritzel
 SND-0916 - Megabritzel
Riversong: "AAAIAAIIIIIAIAAIII!"
 Lights out
 Lights out
 Curtain - close
 Curtain - close